T-shirts, t-shirts, get your t-shirts. Not misprints, or shirts with stains, or shirts with holes...we're talking first-rate, pristine Cotton Bureau originals. It's time for us to get rid of them, so that's where you come in. Here's how it works: you give us your money and tell us your size, and we'll ship you a random shirt of our choosing. And if you order more than one, we'll do our very best to mix up the batch so you don't get stuck with the same shirt twice. So c'mon, spin the wheel of mystery. What's the worst that can happen? You get a cheap—like, below cost—Cotton Bureau shirt in absolutely perfect condition. Not a bad deal.
THE FINE PRINT: Mystery Tees are non-returnable and non-refundable (unless it gets like, lost in the mail or something. We're not heartless). Otherwise, you buy it, it's yours.
FINER FINE PRINT: Some of these shirts contain swears or other PG-13 content. If you’re *really* displeased, email email@example.com and we’ll see what we can do.